- 2010 tumblr: don't be racist or homophobic or sexist. Be kind and accepting
- 2014 tumblr: I'm more oppressed than you. Don't listen to white rappers. Sushi is cultural appropriation. Kill straight people.
"A nursing home in Long Island is being sued for hiring male strippers to perform for the residents…But you know who’s most upset about the strippers is the residents’ families. They’re suing the nursing home. And this is real, these are the lawyers they hired…That’s like Carmen San Diego on the side, a Dick Tracy villain, a geriatric pimp in the middle, a woman wearing a backwards leather jacket, and the guy in the back looks like a blogger.”
FSU Congratulates Tallahassee Police Department on its Role in the National Championship
Florida State University held a special ceremony this morning to honor the brave Tallahassee Police detectives who played a crucial role in securing a third national championship for FSU by not doing anything at all. The special recognition comes in light of a New York Times article published today that revealed Tallahassee Police repeatedly mishandled and ignored evidence in sexual assault allegations against Heisman Trophy winner Jameis Winston.